Mumblings Of A Traveling Gypsy
Vince-17-senioritis so bad i dont do shit nomore, sleeper by day, gamer at night. oklahoma yo

lucifers-ass-cheek:

Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)

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robotsatthedisco:

puppytierjade:

robotsatthedisco:

you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end

yes you can

shut up nerd

for-the-love-of-a-photographer:

50-shades-of-sassy-ymir:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

comboreversal:

puffpuffpeace:

baby baby baby 

This literally just crushed me.

I WILL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER GRUMPY CAT JOKE AS LONG AS I LIVE

mother of god, we have all done a sin

Its like an animal abuse commercial 

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.


smileybeardman:

im not sure if i needa get laid or if i just needa eat some cake.

Why not both?

feeeling-goood:

Relationship goal level:

feeeling-goood:

Relationship goal level:

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theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

ubertriangle:

stablefree:

stablefree:

I LEFT MY COMPUTER ALONE FOR ONE DAY

WHY DOES THIS HAVE 400 NOTES

Whenever I press play it’s synched perfectly. Magic.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catchingcaerus:

connor-in-my-pants:

grim-reaper-in-training:

This is the saddest fucking thing ever.

nonono

people think deadpool is just this wise-cracking jokester but he actually has the saddest fucking story of any comic book hero i know

He was dying of cancer and he volunteered for a project by Weapon Plus (the fine makers of Wolverine’s adamantium laced skeleton) to try and replicate Wolverine’s healing factor. It was successful beyond their wildest dreams (Wade is basically unkillable, more so than even Wolverine), but it left him horribly scarred. He makes jokes and acts the way he does because it’s all he has left, it helps distract him from what he’s gone through. It’s a coping mechanism.

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florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

highkristen:

I’m right here boys

highkristen:

I’m right here boys

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